Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.
Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo
I believe I did
I FEEL SO VERY, VERY DIRTY.
I DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS DIRTINESS.
please forgive my tags
- #AND I’M USING EARPHONES
- #SO IT’S COMPLETELY SURROUNDING IN MYBRAIN
- #I CAN— OH HE JUST MADE THE WORD MANHOOD SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING
- #CAN’T BRAIN
- #OH MY GOD
- #HE’S TAKING THEIR VIRGINITIES
- #HOW DOES HE NOT GIGGLE READING ALL THIS
- #’MADAM OREO’
- #OREO THO
- #STAWP IT BEN
- #’OBVIOUS EXCITEMENT’. THAT MEANS ERECTION
- #MOTHER OF GOD I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH
- #VOUYERISM NOW WHAT
- #KISS HIM
- #MOTHER OF LOVE
- #THIS IS SO STRANGELY GOOD
- #wait what transvestite what
- #HE JUST SAID DILDO
- #BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH JUST SAID DILDO
I WAS WAITING FOR THE “DILDO” AND IT WAS SO WORTH IT
Jesus fucking Christ
Take me, Benedict
Just take me
I…um… it’s very warm in here…
I’m happy that this is still popping up on my dash a year after I originally posted it. Maybe if Benedict hears about how much we like it when he reads porn, he’ll consider making more for us. :P
can I just
i’m biting my pillow
The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.
I HAVE WATCHED THIS OVER 30 TIMES AND SHOWED EVERYONE AT WORK. I LOVE THIS SPIDER
I LOVE SPIDERS AND THIS MAKES ME LOVE THEM EVEN MORE OMFGGG
okay so I’m TERRIFIED of spiders (the sight of them causes serious panic attacks in my case) but the voiceover made the spider seem really cute and funny WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
Because everyone needs this on their blog.
oh my god
ohmygod how even did thEY GET THAT ARMOR AND SWORD SO PERFECT HOLY JESUSSSSSS
AHHHHH MORE DETAILS NOW MORE DETAILS NOW!!!!! NOT LATER I WANT THEM NOW!!!!!
I LOVE 2013
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
ok since christmas is over lets just skip to summer
This might be my absolute favorite gif set ever.
What is happening here? I’m here for it, but what am I here for?
these are fantastically amusing
i don’t care if this does turn into a thing, it’s funny as hell
This is probably…no wait its ABSOLUTELY FUNNY
This is what guys do without women around and no one will convince me otherwise
mainly cause I’m probably right XD