Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.
Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo
I believe I did
dear LORD
I FEEL SO VERY, VERY DIRTY.
I DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS DIRTINESS.
please forgive my tags
I WAS WAITING FOR THE “DILDO” AND IT WAS SO WORTH IT
Jesus fucking Christ
Take me, Benedict
Just take me
I…um… it’s very warm in here…
I’m happy that this is still popping up on my dash a year after I originally posted it. Maybe if Benedict hears about how much we like it when he reads porn, he’ll consider making more for us. :P
automatic-reblog.
can I just
i’m biting my pillow
i’m sorry
i cant
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.
I HAVE WATCHED THIS OVER 30 TIMES AND SHOWED EVERYONE AT WORK. I LOVE THIS SPIDER
I LOVE SPIDERS AND THIS MAKES ME LOVE THEM EVEN MORE OMFGGG
okay so I’m TERRIFIED of spiders (the sight of them causes serious panic attacks in my case) but the voiceover made the spider seem really cute and funny WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
Because everyone needs this on their blog.
WELL
WELL THEN!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHH MORE DETAILS NOW MORE DETAILS NOW!!!!! NOT LATER I WANT THEM NOW!!!!!
I LOVE 2013
wHAT
Am I the only one who thinks that Tumblr is slowly turning into Facebook..?
Facebook: "Like this photo if you want to hit the person who did this to this poor child, 1 like equals 1 punch."
Tumblr: "If 10,000 people reblog this, I won't kill myself."
Sounding familiar? It's emotional blackmail, and a load of bullshit, stop trying to turn Tumblr into Facebook, and stop looking for attention, and get some help. That might sound cruel, but in the end, would you really kill yourself because you didn't get 10,000 reblogs on a post? If you really wanted to die, you would do it, maybe saying goodbye to a couple of people, if any, you wouldn't announce it to everyone, you wouldn't try to broadcast that you're going to kill yourself to a nation of people. Suicide is a real issue, so quit joking about it and talking about doing it, like you would talk about your weekend.
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
what
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
CHOCOLATES.
This might be my absolute favorite gif set ever.
What is happening here? I’m here for it, but what am I here for?
these are fantastically amusing
i don’t care if this does turn into a thing, it’s funny as hell
This is probably…no wait its ABSOLUTELY FUNNY
This is what guys do without women around and no one will convince me otherwise
mainly cause I’m probably right XD
